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Unconfirmed reports that Andy A Hole may have been found dead in his lofty apartment, might finally have been confirmed. Possibly?
Inksville’s finest poop artist, the self-proclaimed ‘King of Poop’ is believed to have passed away due to Art failure, brought on by the misuse of ‘Flush Gordon’ the worlds strongest smelling bleach.
To celebrate his life and (possible) death, Alien Ink Inc has gone to the extraordinary steps of producing a limited edition label design for its canned Faked Beans – a bland and mundane product that has now obtained almost cult-like status after featuring in many of Andy A Hole’s famous paintings.
The limited edition ‘can of poop’ has already gone on sale, despite Andy A Hole’s death not being 100% confirmed.
To coincide with the recent relaunch of Groom Lake’s Hairier51 Inkstant Spray-On Hair, the advertising executives at Groom Lake have stepped up their Hairier51 advertising campaign into hyperdrive.
A series of new advertisements have been unveiled featuring popular celebrities that are known to be avid users of Groom Lake’s products. Amongst the celebrities putting their head where their hair is, is Andy A Hole, Inksville’s very own poop artist.
Andy A Hole’s streaked, blond locks are just as famous on the art scene as his poop artwork and as an artist that craves attention, Andy bent over backwards to be photographed for the new advertisement campaign.
…and it’s hairier than ever!!
Today’s grey generation may be familiar with Groom Lake’s Inkstant hair range for its recent recall in 2012. The spray on hair that offered the ultimate hold had ultimately been put on hold!
Today the brand is reintroduced with great fanfare. This time the new concept follows the old adage that everything old or grey is new again.
Groom Lake has sought to bring back the spray on hair of old. By touting the “new” Hairier51 as the very same version that stole human hearts back in the ‘40s.
This new version is packaged in the same can, features the same unique scent and even boasts a replica of the original secret formula.
The guarantee is still the same but that hasn’t stopped this incredible relaunch as stocks are already exhausted.
*Misprint, now read as: All you bums are belong to us