Groom Lake’s Hairier 51, Spray-on Inkstant Hair, is recalled because of world environmental and public safety concerns.

No fatalities reported as yet. This is the first casualty of the Alien Ink Revolution, other than the hospitalized and walking wounded. The rapid recall of the best selling salon spray-on has shocked shareholders and grey hairstylists worldwide. Groom Lake has calmed the hysterical outpouring of consumer loyalty by issuing the following statement…

“The Groom Lake/Alien Ink cast-iron constipation scheme guarantees a partial refund for old used toiletries. All returns will be sent to Uranus and recycled. Stationary rights not afflicted.”

Other Groom Lake products still available.